4. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Guy Richie is a joke as far as I'm concerned, a spoilt rich kid born with a silver spoon up his arse decided one day he was going to make a film about 'ruffians up to no good'. Well, Scorsese did it, didn't he? No, Guy, Martin actually grew up on those mean streets, and that's why he was able to give us a more accurate portrait of how life was growing up around those 'ruffians'.
Add Vinnie Jones, who acts as well as he used to play football, some of the worse dialogue presented in a film ever... what do you get? Fucking morons who come out quoting the dialogue from the film, a short lived TV series and Guy Richie gets the license to unleash even more of his Eartha Kitt on the screen.